zeldathemes
Just another boring teenager
Elle. 22. Australia.
Mostly fandom, sometimes nsfw.
Body positive feminist.
I also run a porn blog, which is mostly me naked.
Knitting, crochet and craft.
My ask is here for ANYTHING.


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dredsina:

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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

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Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

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Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

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Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

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Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

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Oh hang on what’s this?

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I’m not sure I can reach it…

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Oh crap!!!!

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Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

kaydschaos:

sydsliftingface:

femkitti:

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen

This makes my heart so warm 

knitmeapony:

black-brat:

notoriousadd:

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

This is just the happiest video IMO. 

“PLAY! FUN!  Happy!  Play?”  *looks at dog*  “No, no play?  Naps?  Okay.  Naps.”  *flop*

cuntisafourletterword:

gothamsmermaid:

boredpanda:

Curvy Disney Pinups By Ashley Beevers

THESE ARE SO CUTE.

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I love

meanexwife:

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

d0uble-0h-se7en:

Drunk history except I get absolutely piss-faced and try to explain the plot of Assassin’s Creed

theoriginalmagitha:

dat-soldier:

rainbow-squirrels-7:

So I learned my new favorite history fact in my AP US class today. It’s hilarious and goes a bit like this

In 1989, President Bush sent troops to Panama to capture the dictator and drug lord, Manuel Noriega. But Noriega had fled to (I had to look up the full name) the Apostolic Nunciature of the Holy See. The troops couldn’t exactly get in, so they surrounded the place and has to wait him out, or somehow force him out.
And it’s crazy how they did it.
The literal United States Navy SEALs did this
And it is real history

They blasted rock and roll music for days until he gave up

Apparently, Noriega only liked opera, so this annoyed him.
But it gets better.
The playlist was not only obnoxiously loud and obnoxiously American, it had a sense of irony.
Here are some highlights:

Danger Zone
Freedom Fighter
Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down
Give It Up
I Fought the Law and the Law Won
If I Had a Rocket Launcher
Nowhere to Run
Panama
Paranoid
Prisoner of Rock and Roll
Rock and a Hard Place
Stay Hungry
They’re Coming to Take Me Away
This Means War
Wanted Dead or Alive

And my personal favorite, and a thing that actually happened:
Never Gonna Give You Up

I just…
Imagine the board meeting
“Huh, how are we going to force this guy out of hiding?”
“Oh, I have an idea! Why don’t we blast loud rock music?”
“That just might work! And we should do it with a sense of irony, just to make it funnier!”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Nifty_Package

WHO NAMED THIS OPERATION

virgogirl:

i want more people in my life in 2017…. radiant people who have my back

Also shout out to Cas my awesome cat. He seems to sense when I’m sad and comes to cuddle me. Yourrthe best cat 😙

I’m upset and feel like he doesn’t deserve someone like me. I’m an accidental asshole, i don’t mean things the way i say them sometimes and we had the closest thing to a fight this evening. I was being overly emotional and now i think I’m just being a douche.
Oh, and we got a message that his sisters husband is very unwell (terminal cancer at 26) and his mums going up to QLD to be with them. Shit like this helps put things ingo perspective but i can’t help the sadness I’m feeling.

It’s raining on my face. Bah.